I studied him with a calloused eye. I had never seen a child wear so much brown, orange and beige. He looked like the furious love child of an anaemic shit and a tiger.
Ha ha ha ha
Be gone Florence Gump and your dizzyingly optimistic positivity, can't you see that Sir Boom was enjoying his bit of weather misery, it's our right in these climes be God...
Aye the misery is real. I have the hating back on and everything. The curtains of winter terror are closing in!!
Oh don't mention the W word.... Brrrrrrr 🥶
I know, it's a bastard. I am jetting off to Ibiza in a fortnight though so woot woot!!