The man is back!! I dropped in a good few times to see if you had posted, and was delighted just now to see you had a new post up. The metaphor and simile king of Hive is back and it's great to see ya kid.
This had me in stitches 👇🏻
Perhaps it was the way that my morning poo on this very day glided out from me with nary a splash or a sound and into the water like a dark and majestic otter.
Sorry to hear about your pal or relative too auld stock, may they rest in peace 🙏🏻
Cheers mate. We have sent him off in style so I feel much happier.
I could never leave the old hole that is hive :OD