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You're right. I should have done a ten part mini series.

Or a ten paragraph post in ten different parts.

Like a centipede cut into sections by some random monkey looking for a ten course meal.

Or I could just as easily just jut out ten words into a list and get you to write something based on them as a prompt in ten sections long a strict line to the dollar store.

get
with
the
program
while
looking
good
and
smile
chump