I never go to sleep before blaming a witness with conspiracy... love the guide. I should get the 37 parts of the former guide.
If to be serious for a second your writing is the true guide. Its funny and inspiring and you are well deserved to your rewards.
Ach you are very nice to say so. I just try to be funny on a chain where often funny is in short demand. If I can hit the spot with a few I am happy.
If in doubt, always blame the witnesses ;O)