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I think we all might have enough of them without even knowing!!

I have mighty mites. They defeated the crotch crickets.

I think there might be a market for your mites!!!

I should write a post about them!

It could be like a sit-com!

More like a shit-com.

I was thinking that!!

If they're microscopic, I think it would be pretty hard to sew their asses shut. If that's how you do it. I don't know.

Turns out they don't have one!!

Well that's no fun!

😂😂 you were the one who wanted a shit less pet.

No I think everyone wants a shitless pet. Maybe you just need to scare them...

Aahh havin't tried that one yet!! @meesterboom if you get a new cat could you try scaring them not to shit!!

Well that phrase 'scared shitless' must of come from somewhere. This is probably how the ancients did it!

That's what I will do. I will disguise myself as a shoe and when they go to put me in I will scream Boo!!