Well, you lost me at layer 2, app 99, but you fucking had me in stitches at the stage where I get my cock out to write 666(I was in the garden reading this on my phone so got some strange looks from the neighbours while doing this - I told them the devil made me do it).
Hahahaha!! See, the devil is great for all excuses. I tell the Good Lady almost every weekend that the devil made me stay up and drink all the beer! :0D