Things every one does, but no one admits

I am writing this from my experiences and my circle 😇 . Here is the list of 11:

Farting and blaming it on someone else.
Looking at your poop in the toilet before you flush it.
Clicking on clickbait, even though you knew it was clickbait.
Stacking a lots of plastic chairs and trying to sit on the top and feeling like a boss.
Enjoy Peeing in the shower / swimming pool.
Checking out a beautiful girl/guy passing by.
‘Googling Yourself.’ Everyone has done this at least once.
Talking to yourself in the mirror just to see how you look while interacting with others.
Talking at the side of table fan and listen if it sounds like a robot.
Try to walk on your shadow... something kiddish

and the last one -
Writing post on steemit and hoping for upvotes and yeah Money 😂 😂 . It’s true, admit it!

Appreciated by Upvotes 😊 This keeps me going