My wife always wants me to get pineapple on our pizza. She doesn't like the Hawaiian pizzas - the ham. She wants pineapple on it, with the pepperoni and other toppings.
And my response to that is...
WTF? Seriously? You can't just put pineapple on a pizza. You either get Hawaiian or you don't get pineapple at all.
(By the way...we're ordering pizza tonight.)
Bahaha! I'm fine with the ham, but I'm with your wife on this, man--my fav pizza combination is pineapple, pepperoni, sausage, and MORE pineapple on white sauce. Ham and pineapple is too plain for me.