Hahahaha, your good lady totally got you this time... I can see why you let her hang around.
I am exceptionally manly in the face... but far less so on the head. It's an odd if common situation but funnily enough no one teases the bumfluff fuzz on the top of my head, which is a shame because I've been thinking of genius retorts for years.
Ugh... smoothies. Can't trust a smoothie... how can you trust anyone who eats food and leaves no clues for others to see? What are they trying to hide exactly?
Exactly, what are they trying to hide! Oh wait, I am one again! Nothing, they are hiding nothing! lol
Hahahaha, classic smoothie.