Oh.
My.
God... it's all happening! Who is the vaping man? Does El Jefe need to be punched harder than a US polly? How many neckbeards were in that room.
As a normal IT guy, I've had to work in an office that had been a fridge, and an office that was a storeroom in the carpark, and in countless corridors that do not have spaces for desks. If normal IT is treated so shabbily I can't even imagine what makes a Shadow IT man get up in the mornings... probably evilness.
It must be sheer evil that makes them get up for sure! I have also worked in corridors and storerooms. This office in the basement is pretty much the equivalent of a car park. The unspeakableness!
Shadow IT deserves a kick in the nuts. I hope you go to town on these donkeys... if you need any backup, we're here for you... Kaboooooom!
Haha, I will remember that!