Completely agree with the hazmat idea!
Although I do wonder what being parented by a friendly but plasticy Dad would be like... surely it's happened somewhere in the world.
Finally a story I can use to support the 'my condolences' when someone excitedly proclaims they are up the duff. Thanks for keeping it real BoomDaddy!
Thinking about this more... kids are always vomiting right? Babies, toddlers eating dirt, childs combining ice cream and trampolines, pre-teens in all you can eat competitions and then teenage drinking. I don't envy you at all.
Haha, I don't mind the rest. Once the sick stops. I am sure that when one of them Congress in reeking of weed or booz and thinks they can get one over on stupid old dad they are in for a shock
Up the duff, I've of my favourite terms for being... Well, up the duff!!!
Plastic daddy, sounds like some kind of bizarre sitcom!! Hehe