🤣🤣🤣🤣. I am meant to be speechless but have got some words to say.
I said this with the sincerity of a man assuring his wife-to-be that he has never peed in the kitchen sink when drunk.
With this, I have some thoughts in me that you could have tried it and what the Good Lady reaction might have been, lol.
Also, about the man with a small penis in Las Vegas, I can't help but chuckle deeply at the picture in my mind, especially when he made the mistake below.
His main mistake, of course, was choosing the missionary position.
It's a terrible mistake to make with a scorpion!! 🤣🤣
I can of course neither confirm or deny such toiletry antics in the kitchen. My life literally depends upon it!
Lol... very terrible indeed, haha.
🤣🤣. Now, I have to reserve my comment. How kind of the Good Lady to treat you when she finds out 😆😆. Sorry in advance.
She will never find out because there is no evidence of such a crime!! 😀😀
🤣🤣🤣... gangster. You did really well.
I always try!!
That's better than nothing, eh?
Damned by faint praise, hehe 😀