Prepare to have your mind and wallet TOTALLY BLOWN! I am about to unveil a secret only a select and elite few know that will GUARANTEE UNLIMITED WEALTH with international growth and backed by a think tank of the smartest minds on Earth. You will never have to worry about bills again......ever. You are going to be throwing Diamonds at the "peasants and Plebeians " just for your own personal amusement. So because you are right in time to jump on this Once in a Lifetime Opportunity, let me give you the secret to success on steemit (beta) <3
Get ready.........
Hope you are ready, prepare yourself, gird your loins as I am about to reveal the ultimate guide to "winning" on steemit
Okay I know you are just dying with anticipation so here it goes
Sincerely, hope you can handle this amazing revelation on how to be amazing on steem and rich beyond your wildest fantasies
Step One: Read all my posts then do on here the exact opposite of my technique, guaranteed win
Ah yes the ol' bait and meta switch <3
he he...followed
Haha. I was gonna say, cant i just wait until you throw me some diamonds??
Keep up the good work!
your reply sir is epic, following
Oh you are good. But I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. I know you before you know yourself. You will be the inspiration to others that you need to be for yourself. JUST DO IT as if you already are there.
I thought "Bette Davis Eyes" was going to be the correct answer.
Nice! never thought of that...I already follow you but if I didn't would be def following you now, ;)
I always spell her name wrong :P
listening now, perfect time
lol opposite of mine too lol
am gonna be reduced to the NSFW category soon with a series for people with foot fetishes and dirty Haiku's
oh feet oh my feet
overtop and underneath
please make me steem please
I could write a post about my feet and legs history
Hahaha love it!! Way to get the crowd on the edge of their seats 😜
it's a win/win scenario....followed
Following. You made me laugh out loud. Haha
Following back :)
https://steemit.com/life/@battleaxe/how-steemians-turned-my-frown-upside-down
https://steemit.com/life/@battleaxe/help-battleaxe-get-her-groove-back-insert-lame-emoji-here
a couple of examples NOT to follow
I really hope this amazing secret changes lives!
Not I know how to make money!, Thanks!