You and your big eared beagly writing...May it never cease.
Just so you know, I haven't broken my phone screen yet meesterspartypants...although I often find myself on the wrong end of, why is your phone balanced precariously on the edge of the bath while you have a bubble bath?
He then breaks into a long list of what will happen if my phone falls in the bath, none of which are very pleasant, and I promptly move my phone...until next time.
Becca 🌷
Haha, thats what I get from being presumptuous! I give exactly the same lectures. You know if you leave your phone there... kind of ones. Heh heh, the joys of being an annoying man!
Its all meant in the best possible way of course, even if there is a certain joy in the delivery :OD