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What does it even mean to smell like cheese?

It is actual, existing and used slang (with multiple possible meanings), but I have not heard it so far either.

It's quite common here, people use it in a derogatory way. We can be a cruel bunch us Scots!

I am mean. I am a big old meanie in work! Smells like cheese is just that. whiffy whiffy cheese. A bit like feet. Bleurgh.

I do think some mad thoughts, in that I agree with you!

!PIZZA