I'm having a hard time with the flirt meter and the 'shove it up your ass for all I care' comment. Though she does sound like my sort of girl. Perky, I think I'd say.
Maybe you English types have smaller restaurant pagers, but everyone I've seen around here is not even close to the shove it up my ass dimensions. I'm a pitcher not a catcher and just the thought of anything going in causes visible shudders in me.
I took the liberty of translating your colloquialism into real 'murican english that anyone can understand.
Lol. Maybe the shove it up your ass comment makes more sense in the context of the flirting all being in my head. I think she was decidedly annoyed at me for being a moron. 😀
You should have seen the size of the thing, it was like a giant hexagonal ashtray!!
Yes, but a moron with a pager the size of a discus up your grunter and a perfectly legit topic for your next video post.
The topics for these video posts are piling up!!! :OD
Well, stop slacking and start videoing.
I need to get one of them steady gimbal things you have!
Oh yeah, that things works a treat. Not too expensive either.
I totally meant to get one then like a goldfish it went straight out of mind