I quite like this Elephant Shoe. Seems like my kinda fella. One of the great perks to marriage is finding the wife's secret stash of expensive body moisturiser squirreled away in some little dwarf press in the bathroom and lashing it on the scrotum. I know what he's doing. It's more a case of I've found your expensive moisturiser ya bowsie so I'm gonna lash it on my nutsack more than the whole benefit of having a nice moisturised nutsack! But I lament the fact that she has never copped on to my little rebellion. 😭
HAhahah, perhaps that wa sit and he is not a deviant but instead a fiendish villain stealing his wife's moisturiser!
I have blagged some of the Good Lady's occasionally and then tell her I used a handful just to watch her freak out :OD