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RE: Venom Jugs

in #life • 2 months ago

I would give my left testicle to be at that party with all the greats!🤣 🤣 . I am going to walk into this one but why do they call him Jimmy Two Ways?? 🤣 🤣. It used to be statues of liberty in my day. You would get a heap of sambuca shots. Everyone had to dip their finger into the sambuca. You would light every persons finger on fire. They would hold it up in the air like a statue of liberty. Drink the shot and hope the blazing finger has not spread to any other parts of the body. We would all wake up with red raw fingers and not a sex game in sight! Those were the days. I do miss a blistery index finger. One of the lads in blind panic held the sambucha up in the air instead of his burning member and set fire to the curtains in a living room with his firey finger. There was a major stewards enquiry after that one.

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It was always sambucas and tequilas in my day. Although we never did the burning finger!! That would have been cool.

Jimmy Two Ways is a legend. He's am old alky and was notorious for slipping out to the pub across the street called.... "The Two Ways" lol. He used to end up in some nick but never got sacked ever. Superhero powers of not getting sacked!! 😃😃

Jimmy Two Ways crabbing it out the door to return to his paradise The Two ways . Brilliant .😂😂😂😂

He is never happier than when I'm the two ways!! 🤣🤣