You got me laughing with 'poo-splosion'. The good lady should understand Facebook wouldn't pay her a quid but on Steemit she gets to earn a quatre and above. I must also salute your intuitive abilities,you knew the exact location of the phone from the onset. Your blog is like a daily tonic now.
I had a feeling it would be there!
It was the worst poo-splosion ever. Like someone had thickly painted peanut butter up to his shoulder blades. YECH!