Great post mate. You've got some spot on comparisons. For example; the All Blacks are a much superior Rugby team; not only was your national dessert stolen from you guys, it was also given a Russian name, Pavlova:)
On a third point I must correct you though. In Australia, there are 10% of the worlds sheep population, that equates to more than 110 million sheep. So you could argue that Australians are the true sheep-fuckers.
And how would one fuck a Kangaroo?😂
It's a little known secret that Australia has more sheep than we do, but we have more sheep per person in NZ, so there is more of them to fuck!
And for the kangaroo thing, there is even a song about how to do that! - "tie me kangaroo down sport"
But Rolf got into a bit of trouble for being a pervert and is in jail these days:)
You could be on to something there. But in Rolf Harris' case, I believe 'kangaroo' was a euphemism for 'young boy'.