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The shirt from my back, but of course. It would be churlish of me to refuse!!

A gentleman never refuses! Thanks for your generosity.

You can just write my name on the package and mail it to Leadville, Colorado. It's a small town. They'll know who I am.

I am sure they will, Hell, I might miss out the Leadville part too. It will find ya!

This is really all you need:

Dear U.S. Postal Service, please deliver this fine package to Sir Brandt of Steemit. Thank you.

Yes Sir Brandt!!!