I'm no doctor but if a Kabab is gonna make his arse bleed he just might want to get that checked out. At the same time, that is a task I don't want anything to do with if I'm planning on getting fall down shitfaced. I'll be lucky enough to control my own stupidity let alone worrying about a Kabab tearing him up inside.
Hehe, be did get it checked out. It's proper big piles, like grapes apparently!!
I shall send him your way for a second opinion ;0)