You absolute madman. You got me with this line.
"I shifted uncomfortably in my seat as if that little pinkie-tip sized pile that visits every Christmas had come to roost in my bum-nook early"
The bum nook?!?! Lol
You absolute madman. You got me with this line.
"I shifted uncomfortably in my seat as if that little pinkie-tip sized pile that visits every Christmas had come to roost in my bum-nook early"
The bum nook?!?! Lol
Haha, I liked that bit :0D
Thankfully it is truly too soon for my nook living friend!
!PIZZA
Go easy on the spuds this year!
Damn it, and here was me blaming the sprouts!!!
!PIZZA
I have never found the root cause but it is a yearly event for me too. Trifle perhaps? :O
I have always suspected the pigs in blankets and me being an utter gannet :0D
Certainly not !PIZZA !
Lol, yes - the pizza gets a pass!!