like the itching after that time I shaved my happy sacks
Really, Mr. Boom! I can't imagine what would possess you to do such a thing...
You just have too much fun at work. Do you manage to do some actual work? Oops. I forgot that is a dirty four letter word not to be mentioned in polite company...
Work... at work... Oh my goodness me, what on earth good would that do!! :OD