I think that contractor does not go back into that bathroom or at least he will make sure that you are not there ... I see that you get along well with Joob Joob ... "The King has returned to his throne in Glasgow, with his enchanted pen and his crown, and his subjects already began to tremble because he came wanting "joder" (fuck around) ...flee from the kingdom!
Hehe, my Spanish teacher was horrified when on day one I asked him to teach me a swear word. It ended up being joder!
Yes, it is a word widely used in Spanish.
And in Scotland now! ;0D