I was laughing out loud when I read your story. I know from experience that babies can spew over a considerable distance. @exyle's older brother @look4balance (yes the brother is very recently also in Steemit), did it once from the bed to the wall. Not on my head I'm happy to say.
That is quite the distance! I was utterly baffled as to how he managed to get it up and over his own head and coat only me! From now on I will be on alert!!
I saw that, all the family coming on :O)