Hahah isn’t it glorious to be a parent and get arse water on you? Ah what fond memories there. Turns from wet farts to arse water pretty quickly sometimes, sometimes in the same breath!
I was telling a friend on here a few weeks ago, it’s the best to keep some activated charcoal on hand for these situations! That stuff is the fucking balls! It absorbs everything as it goes through your intestines which is both good and bad. It absorbs the bacteria/viruses that cause the shits like that so you have some peace while you take care of the little squirters. I had my wife and son with the stomach bug and I took that shit for three days and didn’t catch it! I felt like the scorpion king for sure! You can pick the stuff up at most pharmacies or you can order it online but that stuff is amazing. You just have to be careful to take it as needed with lots of water to keep it moving.
Sometimes people forget to tell you the best bits about Parenthood before it actually happens. Hehe.
You know, I used to be a big fan of activated charcoal and then having not used it for ages completely forgot about it! I am gonna snaffle me some online right now!!