So, did you end up with the screamin' shits after eating the sausages or what? Hey, I'd be good with a half baked cake and raw sausages at their age.
Shit, I am waiting for my sons to get me a stripper for Fathers Day. Not sure the wifey would care for it, but damn sure would get them solid in my last will and testament.
I managed to eat the safe bits of sausage and my intestines are used to it so I escaped the screaming shits!!
A stepper would be a proper father's day present!! A will sealer and a half!! 🤣