Did you smear yourself in said glue and roll yourself through a charity shop this morning?
lol.....Great belly laugh this morning sir....even the mister laughed. You are so witty.
Actually it reminds me of things I'd often hear from the adults when I was a kid -
Her face is like a mile of torn up street.
She looks like a can of crushed worms.
Her face would stop a bus.
and on and on.
But ... I _will_use the glue and charity shop statement sometime today. :)
I love to come up with descriptions and it's nice someone's for them not always to be genitalia related lol!
that is true and wise as well......you have to change things up a little sometimes :)
Always!! :0)