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I always had a gift for getting into sticky situations. The Fiance story , My Aunt had a Photo of that Girl Dancing with me till the day she died! Cannot for the life of me remember where it came from? Did you notice that I added Surfer to the first line , especially for you!

I noticed the surfer, didn't know it was for me...

I am honored! ;)

As you should be! ( joking)