Ha! My first born managed to give me 3 shiners by the time she was 18 months old! And she was the calmest of the 4! And those baby claws are dangerous, aren't they?!? Especially to a nursing mum! Yeowch!!
My husband thought it was funny to walk by while she was nursing and making just enough noise so that she would turn her head and try to take the boob with her! I finally had enough and warned him that I had fairly accurate aim with the milk to about 4 feet, and demonstrated my abilities. He stopped terrorizing me after that. Well, no, he just found new creative ways to annoy me then!! 🤣🤣