So you openly admit you are a middle aged cheating bastard lol. Happy Birthday anyway and you may as well make a week of it, 3 days is just not enough. Do you remember a product called Salusa 45 or something. Now you are officially an old bullet and welcome to the club.
Haha, that's me to a T!!
I don't remember that product so i can claim a bit of youth back!!
And cheers, i shall be a happy chap I am sure on the day!!