Most of these meetings are a total waste of time and could be spent doing something more constructive. Jude sounds like a waste of time and money trying to justify his importance. I am surprised you managed to stay awake and half can Dan is a prime candidate for a promotion in a company like that.
Half-Can will never be promoted, in our place he should but somewhere along the line he made a terrible booboo and will never be forgiven!
I was most distressed by it all, I am ridiculously tired today and it was utter twoddle