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As long as the dick is ok! What is more important to you? Your body or your salami?

At least they will know it's you or a loved one can identify your dick.

That's some next level CSI Salami right there!

I am like one of those weird lizards and can regenerate from almost nothing so am laughing!!

Ok, i took it one step further... an ak bullet has 1997 j of energy, the nagasaki nuclear blast had 84TJ, since 322 condoms are needed to stop 1997j shot, then to stop a nuclear blast we need 13585133098945 condoms, if doomsday preppers realize this supermarkets will run out of condoms really fast! I can already see bunkers made out of condoms!

What about extra strong ones, would they reduce the number slightky? Or those bobbly ribbed ones, we gotta get smarter!! :0D

I suppose that would be more secure than a condominium.