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Whats In A Name? - Pricilla “Peaches” BigBottom ............
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Ok so I had this thought of creating random names and then trying to build a personality around it, I am doing this really because I have noticed that most people’s personalities do not tend to deviate too far from their names, for instance, when you hear a name like John Smith you pretty much know what you are going to get,
So, I start off, I am not going to give it too much thought, I am just going to go with it and see where it lands, so, let’s kick it all off with:
Pricilla “Peaches” BigBottom:
- So, who do we think Pricilla is. She is almost certainly in her forties, unmarried, tried sex once, didn’t like it, decided not to bother with it anymore - with a name like Pricilla “Peaches” BigBottom she has to work in account, has to!, probably lives in Bristol somewhere or Cambridge or even Australia.
Always, always fortified with layers of clothes, you will never find Pricilla in anything other than a skirt suit and brogues shoes, it is even rumoured that she sleeps in them. So, that is Pricilla.
Now, how about Manuel Rodriguez DeFraFrap:
– Now if there ever was a Latin lothario then it almost certainly has to be Manuel, jet black hair [dyed of course] greased and gelled, tanned to the point of almost passing as a black man; you will find Mr DeFraFrap sitting outside a smart bar on Kings road in Chelsea, sipping a glass of wine, people watching, paying particular attention to those long legged Russian girls who strut that street, especially in the summer.
Then we come to Abdul Hassim Rahman:
You don’t get more middle eastern than Abdul of course, Arab oil money, Dubai,..... no, too obvious,..... lets go with Qatar, his father is the blah blah blah of the blah blah blah, all you really need to know is, “Arab oil money”. He has been sent to the UK/US/France, wherever, to get a western education and learn western ways.
Daddy is not pleased with Abdul at the moment, they had agreed once he’s finished school he would come back to Qatar, take up a post in one of his father’s many companies and marry one of the dad’s best friend’s daughters - it’s all been arranged, but alas, Abdul has been taken with the bright lights of the west - shopping in Paris, “the season” in Milan, driving a lambo around London in summer ........ and the girls, oh the girls ..... “sorry dad, the network is bad where I am!, I will call back once I drive through this tunnel!
Then we have Adebayo Adeboye:
- AA to his friends, - the Nigerian – 150 university degrees to his name, graduated from blah blah at age 3.5, uppity little pompous guy, completely full of himself, never slow to list the many ways that he feels he is better than you, more fungi than fun guy.
So, Sanjev Patel: [Sanj to his friends]
- IT guy, bought into cryptos when bitcoins was still being traded at one pence, nice enough guy, bit boring, always wanting to be friendly , always chatty but there are only so many interesting conversations to be had about coding
And then there is ............. ah I ran out of names ...... u guys come up with a name and build short bio around it in the comment section
Cryptogrind .......
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