Hi Donkeypong!
Ah, all of that is mental! Thanks for sharing. I've seen the putter one before, but the rest were very very new and totally disturbing.
Since you've been around for a little bit we wanted to introduce our account also, we're Dear Secret... and we print secrets that people might not want attached to their account, and forward the proceeds back to you.
Read our first post if you're interested...
Thanks!
Dear Secret!