Too many priceless sentences in here.
Some of my favorites
She closed her eyes no doubt imagining that Scotland had a summer that lasted longer than two weeks.
and
diluting my coffee to the point where it was becoming homeopathic.
You even inserted a fart joke!
Bravo :<)
P.S. Cheers for following my new (alt) account that might very well become my main account, from now on ( activity wise ).
As soon as I saw the follow I thought it was familiar!!
Hehe, yes. What is a post without a fart joke!
:<)
pretty empty
and less smelly.
Perhaps I should add fart jokes to mine but, then again, I prefer not to steal from the master(s).
I'm no Tarantino.
How come you might switch accounts? You just starting from scratch or changing direction?
I am not sure it's a thing to be envied being a fart joke master 😀😀
A gut feeling. I try to explain a bit about it in my first post ( from yesterday ) on there.
Basically my main account feels too random and I feel a bit like a fresh start, after 7+ years on here.
I don't plan to totally stop posting on my previous account ( I was closing to hitting a 1000 posts ) but time will tell.
Also, maybe, I was getting tired of my real name as my user name.
It is.
Between em and you: I am a very good arm pit farter, by the way.
I like a good armpit fart!!!
I will have missed that one being on hols. Will go back and check!
I know what you mean. I wouldn't like my name to be my account name. There are too many screwballs on here pruning in the murky depths.
Whatever happens I shall be following you both !!