People like you are the reason why so many people have high expectations for the sauna.
My subconscious mind has now associated sauna with pretty naked young girls, when in reality a few times I actually went all I've got was a quartet of naked fat, middle-aged dudes - me being one of them.
And let me tell you, that's not relaxing at all. It's just weird and wrong, so wrong.
So please stop false advertising or I will be forced to report you to someone...
I guess you have just been in the wrong sauna! Most pretty young girls in Finland do go to sauna, so the odds should be in your favour ;)
Well, I'm not going all the way to Finland on the off chance that you are serious and a strong chance I'll have to cry myself to sleep again 🤣