Gosh I'm so sorry that your entire family has it...especially the 'self tanning' incident...I always wonder if our childless ways were the right choice, things like this make me think maybe they were LOL.
They do say they are working on a new 'overall jab' that is supposed to do it all, so who knows, maybe you won't need to sail off to your island that 'time forgot'? Good luck
As a post script I'd just like to say: I vote yes on the monkey sidekick, even if you stay in the land of the Scots , because hey they can fetch you juice and extra loo roll?
Get better soon you lot!
We are a miserable and wet bunch but I am pretty sure the youngest is already clear and now it is a waiting game for the rest to get clear.
It is at times like those that I question my decision to go full on parenthood, lol!!