Demented starfish! Hahaha! I thought I was done with the demented starfish routines when the children got to an age where they actually stayed in their beds-- then came Lucy the pitbull who things she's teeny tiny, when actually she's a frickin moose who sneaks onto the bed when we're sleeping and subtly pushes us both onto opposite edges!
Hehe, I am looking forward to when the child madness calms down in a couple of years and I can get a dog to do exactly the same!