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See, were not allowed guns!! If we were I would have me a gun!!

Or a rifle, I could sit on my porch with it on my lap chewing some stew and muttering dangnabbit a lot!

Haha! Yes! My favorite word! Then grannie can pass me the jug of hooch and we can break out in song.

Sometimes you have the best of ideas!

Anything involving hooch is fine by me!!

Hehe! Truth, Hooch 'n Beer. The staples in life.