Oh man there are some smells that I quite enjoy getting a wiff of! We have always subscibed to the 'smells are free' theory, so I turn up my nose and breathe deep!
I'm not too savvy on all the different laws in all the different places. Appreciate you filling me in, that's a scary situation, the only stuff we've ever smuggled is those things which we'd rather not buy on the inside.
There is a Colombian saying, 'Cargarlo puesto'
Google translate is failing me hard with 'upload it'....although....
Be careful out there!