This is so cool. I see my life as a game of D&D as well. I'm baiscally a multi class cleric/mage living in a hidden valley full of elves, gnomes and hobbits healing people and waking them up from the mind control of the evil reptilian overlords. I store some of my wealth in a hidden vault of gold and silver coins and now, I can magic up money with my thoughts and words!
I love the character sheet you've created about your skills. Wouldn't want to get in the way of your knife mastery!