Aa Haaa!!! I still have a pulse :)
Yeah, it's frustrating only getting a few cents sometimes but all my wacky inventions, bushcrafty nonsense and wild ideas will be carved forever more in the annals of the interwebs ;)
Who knows, perhaps one day in the distant future, it might be compulsory in the History class to learn all about the wonderful life of the EggMeister ;)