I smell a trap! Why sir I’m currently working on something and here I am being baited in on free upvotes. Do I dare read the fine print this post contains or just hope everything lucks out for me. Hmm.
I don’t know the humans are strange they always pay for free things. Why they even pay for air. How strange there planet is made up of large amounts of it and yet sum pay high price for this. Sadly as a cat I don’t sing very well. In fact I would not subject that onto the human race. Why I don’t want to be convicted of war crimes against humanity. MEEEOOOW MEOO ME MOOWOWOOW OOOOO MMMMMM meow.
Anyways I have to get back to a blog I’m working on. It won’t be done tonight as I’m too tired and have to many things to do. Maybe tomorrow, next day, or the year 2511. This time travel stuff is complicated. What year is it my good sir?
It is the year 2000. The Y2K bug was devastating. Toasters attacked all the cats, none survived.
That makes me the last surviving cat! Hey why do you have that green glint in your eyes while smiling. What is that net for? Oh, no, no-- not like this!!!!!