As a cat I think you are trying to trigger me with all these mentions of those flying rats you humans call birds. Rolls eyes. Yes, I’ve seen many trying drink out of the water fountain out back.
Public Enemy Number One
I did in fact count how many flew in a couple of nights ago while eating dinner. 12 yes 12 of these rats with wings!!!! This one seems to be some kind of mutant with red colors.
I think they where on some sort of intel gathering session. You see I was eating tacos at the time. Sadly I don't speak mores bird code. The tweet, cheep and chirps must mean something. They all escape from me before further counter intelligence could be gathered on there intel briefing.
The lizard near by heard everything thought but he's not speaking either. He demanded 12 BTC!!!!!
The more I hear about your cat stories, the more I've come to realize life as a cat is incredibly hard. Listen, I know a guy. He sells something. They call it catnip. I don't think it's habit forming. I think you just roll around in it until those flying rats start looking like unicorns, summer camp counselors, and other things that look happy and friendly but could poke you if you're not careful. It might help you.
Oh the substance ZFB-4556-01V4 that is responsible for turning Messier 64 into a black eye galaxy after one group of time traveling cats went on a 7 countries head banger of the stuff. I prefer just drinking the milk from the Milky Way galaxy myself anything stronger than could end the humans and the 45 million other inhabited planets in there region of space. Type zero civilizations just can’t handle the good times.