They say talking to yourself is first sign you went batshit crazy. Perhaps it’s too late. You are already talking to a cat. No it’s not those herbs you enjoyed doing that.
I also don’t know how to tell you this. But umm there a demon on your face. You look like your looking up at it but I don’t think you actually see it. I think your just doing this strange human thing of looking at the sky. Which is just strange because that’s just an illusion.
Psst. I’m glad you enjoyed the vodka I can see it clear as day in your eyes. Get well soon!
Meow meow meow meow meow? Meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow.