Incredible. Extremely funny but, at the same time, extremely true and deeply sad.
A side note - are you sure it is OK that you write things like this? Even when you are an alien? They just might lock you up someplace and throw the keys away. You know, the national security and stuff...
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Hilarious :)
It reminds me of a line from Bukowski:
- I am going to movies on a date
- You mean you taking your right hand to a date?
- Nope, both hands
Haha I didn't make the bukowski connection but it's totally on point!
Thanks @ervin-lemark and I'm happy you found it fun to read!