When my friends used to come over when I was still single the last thing that would cross my mind was to actually clean the house.
I don't know if that's a man thing. I think it is. Charging the game controllers and buy beer would be simply higher on the list or the only two things.
Nowadays, whenever anyone comes over I find myself knee deep in bleach scrubbing the toilet even though I think it's pretty clean.
I have been trained well by my better half.
But I do get it now. I truly was a pig and this is a good change.
My first diaper change, 5 months ago.
I'm just not sure though why this rule would also apply to baby Sam. He's coming today for a sleepover.
He doesn't even use the toilet.
I'm pretty sure he carries around his own around his waist which he uses extensively.
I talked to my dad about changing diapers and he wisely said that after about 10 shitty nappers I'll get used to it.
Of course, he then proceeded to tell me the top 10 horror stories that can happen while changing a diaper and how to avoid them.
(It's way easier to remember some combos in Streetfighter 5 I can tell you that.)
His favorite one is the one where you almost at the finish line, cleaned up and ready to wrap up and then another explosion happens.
Jamie Dimon, I'm looking at you.
Why older dads always have to laugh at the pain and suffering of younger men going through poop hell I don't know.
Then again my friends are also like that. Every time their kids go mental, "Just wait until you have your own".
Which actually doesn't make me want to have my own.
Which is not true but I just don't want them to have the pleasure of watching me suffer.
Luckily when it comes to crypto crashes I'm much better at suffering. Older and wiser than most.
It's also not fun but I'm better at it.
Which is why I started to buy Steem again.
Gradually as I have always done for as long as it stays under a dollar.
What a steal.
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The fear of poop is a very real thing, lol. Your dad is right, it lessens over time, but make no mistake, it never goes away. :)
The market got the double whammy this time around with China and Jamie Dimon hitting all at once. Dimon used the China announcement to capitalize and further his FUD narrative for BTC and crypto. The banks know the threat is very real and never miss an opportunity to shovel their bullshit to the masses to shake out the weak hands. Rinse, recycle and then repeat. You'd think some people would learn by now, oh well.
Couldn't agree more about this being a buying time. They've just put everything on sale for us, which is a very good thing.
I know just what you mean about how things change as our life grows to include our significant others and company in regards to cleaning the house. We become more aware of just how messy we really were, lol. Have a great day brother and good luck with getting the house prepped for baby Sam's arrival.
I bought STEEM today at around $0.90 it seems that I already won;t get a second chance :)
Excellent buy! Swift and clean execution, which is more than can be said for the standard nappy change!
Being a daddy is a blessing.
It teaches you to be humble.
Any adversity like 💩, you can take it.
Buying steem is the best decision any steemian should hold close to heart.
Keep on steemit.
I'm happy with my buy!
It's also lot less stress to hit the combos in Street Fighter usually than putting on a diaper haha. It's usually pretty hard to buy Steem underneath a dollar. A lot of people recognize it's value at that level and usually end up buying in pushing it's price above a dollar again.
Another sale day for steemit. I hope the market rebounds just to stop the Chinese government thinking they can influence it as much as they have.
Seems like it slowly bouncing back up.
Haha! Oh man, I could add plenty of diaper horror stories, but it sounds like you've had enough. :)
I was just saying to another Steemian this morning that now is the time to buy. It may be crazy in crypto right now, but the only way is up. :)
fantastic post @exyle, well you are making a pretty wise decision to buy steem right now it's great time to buy steem, it should be going up soon as the rumor is over. it's nice to see baby sam is coming again to spent some time with you well changing diaper is a quite difficult job but we have to prepare first: Begin by gathering all the necessary supplies before changing the diaper. This is important for safety because you do not want to leave your baby unattended, have a very happy and great weekend ahead thanks for sharing
nice post @exyle, nice to see sam again in your house, it should be very busy week end for you well changing a diaper is tough ask but you dad is right but doing it 10 times one's get's use to it just Don’t worry. It will get easier. You will be an expert in no time. you also buy steem that's a fantastic decision, hodl it now and you get some good rewards soon for sure.
the STEEM buy is turning out well so far, but lets see!
Wow! Friend great, you look wonderful, changing the diaper. I think baby Sam is lucky enough to make such a genius person a worker. Thanks for sharing such a optimistic view about steem,your will power works as a charger for us, by the way I had posted a post about you and your beautiful better half, so please, if you resteem it, your people also know that I am your great follower,if you don't mind. Any way I wish you both good health and happiness in life .
Great way to put it. There a bigger picture to all this. If you compare it from the starting of the year. Still big gains.
Wishing you a happy visit with Sam. Children are both wonderful and terrifying. Never fear. Try to remember your responsibility to them is to teach. Whatever level they are, they are learning! They must learn new things all the time. Also, I bought more Steem.
Wow, seems you have blasted through your 2000 goal! well done!
You bet! 👹
Somewhere. Somebody out there is thinking of you.....fill in the rest :)
@exyle - oh my goodness, sir now I feel I love changing diapers than crypto trading :'( Hope this is temporary. but who knows Sir.
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Well, what I know from my own expirience - it is a good thing to switch from stress , when trading (or investing) goes wrong,to something simple, with good predictable result. Taking care of your kids is the best thing you can do, when results of your investing strategy does not meet your expectaions. So let's throw away all the shit out from our life and will enjoy it! And everything is going to be OK )
@exyle,
"I truly was a pig and this is a good change." you got it :D You are a funny guy dude :D I can't stop laughing while ALL RED :D You made my day!
Anyway diapers... are a greatest innovation according to me :D Otherwise, I assure you I and my wife will be pigs as you said :D My son (2 years) never use toilet as Sam do :D
Cheers~
You look massively impressed with having to do a diaper change @exyle. LOL
Cant wait for the moment then bitcoin gets up, then everybody gonna post a ''whales rising'' :D
Watching someone else "suffer" is usually a lot funnier than being there yourself :P I know this cleaning problem your talking about though all to well...
lol!
I love the similarities!
And I look forward to maybe a future post telling us all how to avoid those top ten catastrophies !!
That's a nice analogy between crypto crash and dirty diapers . The crash is only temporary and will be over after 30 September. The Chinese and Jamie Demon can never stand up to the force that is bitcoin /cryptos. Have a great weekend with your nephew :)
You are a steem machine!
Your dad was right though it definitely gets real easy after about ten or so :O)
Glad to see you are almost housebroken. Buying extra beer and changing the controllers doesn't cut it. Sam is good experience for you. Just remember kids don't come with a user manual or a volume control knob.
Man, looking at the picture of you changing a diaper...actually it suits you well!!
lol!
Amen to that.
Uhm.. LOL :D
Nice creativity with the post man! Keep it up.
Talk soon.
My first BTC crash was at the end of 2013 (I guess the analogy doesn;t 100% fit).
Your point is valid and we certainly need to be smart in the crypto space by buying low and selling high and no fear of the haters trying to destroy cryptocurrencies. Steem will be a successful one , am sure of that.
You are a wonderful nanny, not every husband will go to change a diaper. Especially the uncle.
You are an excellent father @exyle, you can change a baby's diaper, not everyone knows how to agree, continue, because our children are the most important investment in life :) As for crypto currencies, I think everything will pass like old snow and the course will begin to wake up . May it be so :)
Kids represent life's exams in terms of patience and mental fortitude, you look like a pretty good student, hope you pass with top marks :)
I also buy other tokens besides Steem. Great time now.
Ahahaaaa funny photo))))
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nice post :)
I look only to the good qualities of men. Not being faultless myself, I won't presume to probe into the faults of others.
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the great post ..i like this post..thanks for sharing
Watch out for those projectile poops!
haha nice.... also the photo you edited :D
ow! you have done a great job, you are the great man.....
This is funny and has great lessons
Nice one @exyle
Congratulations @exyle
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@exyle Terrific write-up. Certainly This is often truth in each individual state..
Agree. Now is a great time to buy crypto!
what a creativity!! lol
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awww sticky smell isn't it ;) nice work & nice post @exyle
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Sam is quite smart hahah he carries it all around with him :D and yeah that is the best time when you realise steem is under a Dollar :D
great post@exyle, as it comparatively shown how steemit keep its strong position in the cryptocurrency market.
china could be the dustbin for cryptocurrency.
Market is great now after this bad crash
i bought 12 steem lets hope for the best :D
Seems like the stage all men have to go over ;) ,and yes it feels like will get used to it ;),and for steem it shall rise again and the time for buying seems perfect :)