I can use insulated shipping similar to what Oprah uses to have fresh Chicago crab cakes delivered to her all over the world. The box will have a combination lock with two factor authentication and my poo will be delivered to you by drone. I repeat;
My Poo Will Be Delivered to You By Drone
All jokes aside, what are your thoughts on the new smart toilets and smart toilet seats? Supposedly you can connect them to your smart phone or fit bit, and it will tell you the exact amount of iron in your diet, whether your blood sugar is low and even tell you the exact moment when you will need to poo again and then pre-heat the seat 5 minutes in advance.
It will even clean your butt for you, for the savvy professional too busy to do it themselves.
I saw a documentary a while back that said, with the Internet of things, machine learning, and data tech merging so rapidly our bathrooms will basically become our personal physicians.
Or maybe it was an episode of the Simpsons. They predict everything.
